Oakland spritz

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.

Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)

by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

clam juice spritzer

When a woman squirts into her hand and claps making a fine mist.

I was juicing the clam and after she turned around and surprised me with a clam juice spritzer.

by Letdown450 April 6, 2022

golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.

She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".

by CBHORNY April 10, 2022

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026