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SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
i just screen freezed the shit out your computer
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019
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screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.
by vtraveller September 13, 2013
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Screen ception

When someone layers a screen recorded clip of a screen recorded clip of something, typically a meme because people don’t know how to give credit to meme creators, or they do it because they purposely want it to look low quality because humor
“Dude! Kyle made the funniest meme yesterday” “yeah but Ben screen recorded it and called it his own, then Lucas screen recorded that clip cuz he doesn’t understand humor anymore” “damn, Lucas really doing a screen ception?“
by Pip the god April 16, 2020
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First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.
“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens
by NonProfitProphet January 18, 2021
mugGet the First Screensmug.

screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.
Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
by von groovy August 8, 2017
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Screen Pirate

Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.
"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"
by scotteric April 17, 2016
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Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm
Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
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