Swoner

A male erection caused by excitement related to working out or getting your pump on.

Swoll+boner=swoner.
Friend 1: "Dude, look at this tool decked out in Tapout."

Friend 2: "What a douche, he's probably got a swoner thinking about repetitively lifting heavy shit."

Ex.2 "Dude i have a throbbing swoner, it won't go away till I hit the gym.......... WTF!!!!! Did you use the rest of my muscle milk!?!"
by NonProfitProphet January 25, 2010
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First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.
“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens
by NonProfitProphet January 19, 2021
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