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chinatown shocker

an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.
Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."
by caldrox June 27, 2010
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Shock Site

Is a website intended to shock people, many shock sites have a homepage with a disturbing image, the most famous was Goatse.cx wich was closed in 2004.
Hey I found a free flash videogame!
Here's the link: *put a shock site URL*

OMG I just got Goatse'd!!
by Elia1995 August 2, 2009
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shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
by LJ Dizzle December 13, 2008
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schock

That dudes a total schock.
by George Chalaveettil January 10, 2009
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bottle shock

the act of shoving a shampoo bottle up your partners anus while having intercourse and squeezing it once inserted.
"OMG, I was totally farting bubbles all day after my boyfriend bottle shocked me."
by Head and Shoulders March 18, 2009
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shock factor

The subjective measure of the psychological "impact" of any given event.
Those involved the plotting of the 9/11 attacks were attempting to maximize the shock factor.
by Guido1 March 28, 2008
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Frost Shock

A sexual event. This is something that can only happen when three instances are correct:

- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.

During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
"Man, I was fucking Sasquatch last night and I gave her the Frost Shock. Maybe now the bitch won't call me any more."

"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
by HLY_SHFT June 17, 2009
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