scheme

Trying to plan something. Searching for something. Blagging to get something/ somewhere your not supposed to have/ get

I schemed the seccies to let us in

I'm going to go scheme buds

I'm scheming for pills!

by Fuzzavelli September 15, 2006

Schmoe

Average, lacking excitement in many categories, meh...

The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...

Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash

# FSchmoed

by Swmfisheas xlfist myassoryers March 20, 2019

schematics

the region on the female body where the breasts meet creating a deep trench or cleavage that is pleasing to the male eye thus evoking a pleasing feeling leading to an erection

Andrea had very valuptuous schematics.

by bella87 March 9, 2007

scheme

another word for chav or ned. Mainly a scottish term these creatures also believe, as with the above, that it is acceptable to knife, steal and wear pure white caps that seem to defy gravity!

oh, look yonder dear there be a scheme. Why what fabulous whites he is clothed in.

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003

schmodum

Interjection created by mashing together 'schmuck' and 'chodum'.

"Ah schmodum... I just can't seem to keep a hard on."

by JT August 25, 2004

Schemious

Adj. Ski-me-us: 1. Can be used to describe a situation or action that has a ulterior motive 2. when one has the look of being guilty, as if to have participated in mischievous activity.

1. Karen is just going out with that old fart for his money, shes so schemious.

2. The man in the large trench coat looked very schemious.

by n. schoenhoff May 20, 2008

Schemist

A schemer specialist. Someone who specializes in getting by any second he gets through shady methods; always trying to get out of things.

"Richard is a schemist; his unwillingness to study causes him to continually find ways to get out of assignments."

"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"

by annie-cupcake March 7, 2009