Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

Hostile Sausage

An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.

Dude, Rob is such an angry dick!, no dude, he's worse then that, He's a Hostile Sausage.

Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.

by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009

Generic Sausage

A type of sausage whose natural habitat is in bed, although it is not necessarily a reproductive organ. Similar to a Meat Penis.

"How was that generic sausage last night?"

"Did you see that generic sausage on the tube last night???"

"My generic sausage can fit any specifications...

...in bed."

by Uchiha64 November 11, 2010

Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.

...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...

by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016

jet puffed sausage

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008

fling flong sausage pizza

fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....

jamal, where is my fling flong sausage pizza?..

by fling flong May 3, 2009

Hungarian Sausage

Slang for uncircumcised Hungarian dick.

My husband's Hungarian sausage always rips up my poor American vagina if he isn't careful.

by dancefloor July 22, 2009