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soft bend

A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.
Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.
by Dablister August 2, 2022
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Soft skeleton

1.Someone who acts cold hearted and tough, but underneath they're really just sad and they want to hide it.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.
Guy: Ash has tear stains on her face.
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.

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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*
by h1tl3r August 30, 2007
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soft lewd

Borderline lewd, but still teasing. The subject would most likely be fully clothed. Acts of soft leads would be cosplay, or strip teasing by slightly lifting up a skirt to show off them legs.
You can’t send Lewds cause they’re too NSFW, but you can send Soft Lewds, it’s not as scandalous.
by ramen_lucky! September 4, 2018
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Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.
Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.
by EmotionalSupportHampster November 4, 2018
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soft-sama

Skeetimus
Soft-Sama has a PHD in Poop Jar studies
by SlipperyPeteED August 19, 2019
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Soft Poppin’

That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.
I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.

I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.
by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021
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