Sheffizle-ism

A religion that honors a big, purple dinosoar. Roots come from a certain fly white history teacher somewhere in the northeastern U.S.

I practice Sheffizle-ism during period 8/9 and I dig it, yo.

by Ashley-izzle July 29, 2008

SMBFF

Stands for Straight Male Best Friend Forever, basically a GBF (Gay Best Friend) for lesbians.

Person: "Hey, did you talk to Shane yesterday?"
Lesbian: "Of course I did. He's my SMBFF."

by Sistry January 15, 2011

Sheffield Sick Pie

Following the Sheffield Shagpile, the partner being shagged in the ass, who now finds sick in their hair and dripping down their face, after they shat on their partner, also throws up combining the sick with that of their partners. Unfortunately there is no easy means of cleaning this up so you take the plunge and eat this Sheffield Sick Pie.

Oli had done a Sheffield Shagpile with Ben and now feels ill as Bens sick is dripping down his chin. Oli is sick into the sick that belongs to Ben, but his water has been cut off and he has no way of cleaning the mess. Oli decides it is best to have a Sheffield Sick Pie as his real lover Russ is due round later.

by kjk72 October 8, 2008

Smuff

A molding of the two words small and stuff. Meaning any and everything that is small yet intriguing.

They recently came out with a miniature pig that you can keep as a pet, now that is awesome smuff!

by smuffed October 24, 2009

Smelf

Mike Kohl.....

Why do you smell so bad? It's cuz im a smelf ;P

by Ohouse February 26, 2011

Skeff

To wipe your Guche/Gooch on an object or person!

Oh man, I totally skeffed my boss's telephone mouthpiece before I quit my job!

by Rich Squires January 24, 2008

smelfy

Another term for "cool", "awesome", or "unique"; Started by some crazy people in Nebraska.

"Let me tell you, that book was uber smelfy!"
"That urban dictionary site has the smelfiest definitions!"

by Spiffy March 30, 2004