Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

Sticky Slapping

cumming on your hand slapping the girl twice, then slapping her with your dick

Dude, look Jordan is sticky slapping Catherine!!

by Jordan Aaron Robinson January 2, 2008

slapping my mom

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?

my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!

by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008

Slaying the Dragon

v. The act of having sex with a fat chick

Guy 1: I heard Todd is getting lucky in the other room
Guy 2: It's no big deal man, he's just slaying the dragon.

by Dragonslayer69 July 1, 2012

Slatington

A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers.

Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a fingered up fitness trail in Slatington

by europopian April 22, 2009

slapping dough

Act of masturbating.

Friend: Damn man, you look all flushed.
You: Yeah, I just got done slapping dough.

by A.J. Gonzalez May 8, 2005

slapping fives

Hanging out. The term derives from someone meeting up with a group of friends and greeting them with the appropriate handshake of that particular sub-group of friends, who then proceed to hang out.

"Homeboy here was s'posed to pick my ass up at the bus station, but was slapping fives with Pookie and Deaner."

by xfactor_7777 January 23, 2007