Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
by mrchuckles August 24, 2017
Get the alternative sciencemug. UltraKip Science (UKS) is a leading company in the area of advanced quantum lasers. UltraKip Science is responsible for the creation of Combustible Bread, the Power Melon, Universe in-a-box, etc.
by Ethaniel Welchert March 1, 2017
Get the UltraKip Sciencemug. The creator of slideshow comparisons on YouTube
He got demonetized 3 times and hates comparisons now
He got demonetized 3 times and hates comparisons now
by 🧊 Ice Bird 🧊 November 4, 2023
Get the JG Sciencemug. by Worldle April 27, 2022
Get the Science Olympiadmug. Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.
by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007
Get the Science Granniiimug. Opinions based on political, economic or personal gain rather than scientific expertise, wisdom or any proven body of knowledge; someone who will bloviate to the point of embarrassment, particularly someone with no scientific background. Scientific opinions created to profit or hurt others; mean spirited.
She wanted to defend Trump Science when addressing global warming, but the facts out weighed her argument.
by Joy Lance December 30, 2018
Get the Trump Sciencemug. occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO June 21, 2012
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