spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

Scotland

Where my bestie is from.........

“I’ve just been to Scotland it was amazing!”

by T34main October 11, 2019

Scotland

Shite whole but gd gaffs England ain’t got shit on us

England- we have such good parties

Scotland- chose one yer jaw spinin or yer heed

by Follow my tiktok Yer__maw March 2, 2020

Snotlingus

The act which lesbians perform after sneezing.

The girl looked down after the sneeze at her lover and said," It looks a night of snotlingus for you."
The guy said ," No , It's time to fuck!"

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 11, 2020

Scotlyn

The dumbest bitch

Omg! Thats scotlyn? Ewww

by Ilovemyself2128394 April 22, 2020

sbolmf

Salutations! best of luck, much fun!

A saying used primarily in the game of League of Legends pregame for goodluck.

player 1: salutations! best of luck, much fun
player 2: thanks! sbolmf!

by uhhhhh___ November 29, 2020

Scotland

The lake district on steroids

"I thought scotland was an urban legend until recently"

by sexy_wench_01 December 31, 2020