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Get the sam mug.Sam is a JERK and will ruin your life, he will try to make you do every thing for him, and he complains 24/7. He can go and suck a sewage drain.
Person 1- Sam can you pick up my pencil?
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*
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