salamrlabam

This is a term, while also being an acronym. It means “stupid ass looking ass motherfuckin retarded lookin ass bitch ass motherfucker”. This term can be used as an adjective adverb as well as a noun. And is most commonly used to describe stupid ass looking ass motherfuckin retarded looking ass bitch ass motherfuckers.

Bruh, Calista was being a salamrlabam earlier. I rlly hate her sometimes.

by MickeyOfD October 21, 2022

Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

by ffstretch March 11, 2023

Salim

Probably the most annoying person youll ever meet, ultimate indian. The loudest person in the room for a long shot, not because of his jokes, but because he's shrieking all the fucking time. this guy can be pretty obnoxious sometimes but mostly pretty chill, one of the sweetest people youll ever meet and will always make you feel better about yourself.

"Have you met that guy Salim? All I know about him is how loud he can be, I heard him from all the way across campus once."

"Yeah he can be annoying sometimes I guess, but he's a great friend to have by your side.

by OsamaYooMama June 11, 2023

russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

thicc salami

the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.

Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.

by Erm GOTEEEEE May 13, 2017

luca salama

a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.

person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line

by paulllllllllll.s October 3, 2018

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018