I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

by TDYank June 9, 2020

Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022

That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005

That's what she said

A response that is often said to make things sound sexual.

Gym teacher: The goal here is to score on both ends.
Students: That's what she said!

Person #1: Could you please pass the cream?
Person #2: That's what she said!

Person #1: Why is it taking so long?
Person #2: That's what she said!

by fdjiosfjdios January 13, 2009

Thats what David Cameron said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to badly managing a government or lying/ballshiting to the general public.

Person 1: Im good at maths
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I can help you
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I want the Best for society
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

by TheTruthHunter January 2, 2011

all the things she said

all the things she said

all the things she said
running through my head
running through my head
running through my head
all the things she said
all the things she said

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 6, 2023

That's What I Said

Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:

1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.

2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.

3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.

1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?"

2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge."
Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said."

3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!"
You: "That's what I said!"
Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!"

by jordanlnk June 11, 2009