Gutter Runner 

A person who drives abnormally close to the curb.

Generally the elderly.

Bill - Slow down, It looks like that cars gonna park.

Ted - Nah, It's just a gutter runner.

Gutter Runner by Mr Skim October 29, 2009

Blue Collar Runner 

A person who runs, typically wearing a fancy blue shirt and a tie

Luke Wilson is really not a blue collar runner.

Blue Collar Runner by tommy dubs January 12, 2009

Mud Runner 

When a person believes that they are still a virgin if they only have anal sex.

Hey man did you know that Jane is a mud runner?

Mud Runner by Nabik July 1, 2011

Homestar Runner 

the coolest character in www.homstarrunner.com with a speech impediment. of course, he's the coolest next to Stwong- i mean strong bad

Homestar: Hello, and welcome to
"homestawwunnerw.net"!
pompter dude: Psst. It's .com
Homestar: Oh yeah, wight. "It's dot com!"
Prompter dude: augh... cut!

Homestar Runner by Jackie November 10, 2003

Dutch Road Runner

A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser

Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!

Dutch Road Runner by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010

Homestar Runner 

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid

Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner

Homestar Runner by Spike August 16, 2003

hairstyle runner

A Wooly Willy-like game featuring Homestar Runner.

Strong Mad lived out his name when someone emailed him a Hairstyle Runner idea.

hairstyle runner by Gryff March 10, 2004