rumph

A situation in which your plans flop; dont go as planned

Girl: Yo we be missioning tonight?
Boy: Naw, i got arrested, i have curfew
Girl: Shit, this is a rumph

by madmeat October 6, 2008

Rump rider

A term given to a nigger in prison (of the male sex)
Rump riders enjoy giving anal sex to other's of duh same sex
(Also see peter pirate)

See Peter pirate

by Bungho May 14, 2004

Rump Wrangler

A very gayleatherman who wears chaps and Wrangler jeans, searching for a bottom.

The Rump Wrangler would like you to ask him, "why Do you wear Wrangler jeans with that big label on you back pants pocket?"

by f00 September 21, 2005

Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

rumple

the visible lump(s) that result from shitting your pants in underwear, briefs, or any skin-tight variant.

Diana totally has rumples in her pants, but at least her hair looks AMAZING! OMG.

by Jake Menashe May 13, 2005

Rumplefairy

The word given to someone after doing an act which can be deemed feminine or gay.

Khenan dressed up as a cheerleader.
Mike: "OMG man, that is so rumplefairy!"

by Bobby McManinthemirror April 17, 2008

rumpadinger

a man who loves his man steak being licked by a rabid dog with no teeth

i got rumpadingered last night it was awesome!!

by gavin leppo March 2, 2009