runner

Someone who uses the bathroom and leaves without washing their hands.

I wouldn't shake Joe's hands, he's a runner.

by lpigs August 22, 2016

home star runner

doofus with no arms

i like to dance around

by Evanezer April 18, 2003

runner

a runner is a slut, bitch, skank. a girl who runs around and will fuck anyone.

That girl over there is a runner. she`ll sleep with anyone !

she foulish, with tacky pointers
she ain't nothing but a runner like Jackie Joinus the team-It's getting hot

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Rubbing Rob Reiner

Bating; Spanking the monkey; Flogging the dolphin; Choking the chicken

Is it humanly possible to rub Rob Reiner that many times in a day, you sick sri lankan bastard??

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Front Runner

A front runner is 90% of Dallas Cowboys fans. Most have never even stepped foot in the state, let alone the stadium.

Dig'm- "Hey Gulmers, why do you like the Cowboys again?"
George Jr.- "Because I'm a front runner from the 90's!"
George III- "Because my dad's a front runner and I want to grow up to be just like him!"
Dig'm- "Outta' here LOSERS!"

by Dig'm November 2, 2011

Ruined

When a girl has been fucked so hard that she never wants to have sex again.

Dude 1: Hey man, i hear Omar was with that new girl last night.

Dude 2: Ahhh shit!! Well thats that. Shes fucking ruined now man.

by pablo6969 June 9, 2010

Runners Fart

When the person running lets out a series of smelly and loud farts on every stride of the leg.

Everytime you put your foot forward you fart.

by Rdrnnr August 20, 2004