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Cock Randy

Anything sexual that is hot, sticky, or sweet.
Damn that was one cock randy experience last night.
by Shandalier December 8, 2007
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Randy Orton

A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.

If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)
Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:

"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)

"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)
by Danny March 12, 2005
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Randy Savage

The explicit act of forcing one's unshaven penis into a woman's mouth to perform rawdog felatio followed by a most vicious elbow drop to the top of the her head. Such an act is best followed by the consumption of a Slim Jim.
Junior found the drunkest girl at the frat party and gave her a Randy Savage after he saw a Wrestlemania VIII video.
by Renoxication July 16, 2007
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Randy Pandy

A term used commonly in the Xbox Live community, and gaming community in general.
Basically as another word for a n00b or a BK stating that someone is a random loser, or ill-talented person at games and/or life itself.
Ryan: "Haha, dudeee, look at this fuckin' randy pandy who just joined our game!!"
Ruben: "I knowww, he's such a n00b, probably doesn't even know how to play Gears!"
by AudibleAirflow January 9, 2009
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randy johnson

When a guy is going down on a girl he scrunches up his nose, puckers up his mouth and sticks out his tongue. These actions cause him to look a lot like New York Yankees pitcher, and the ugliest man in baseball, Randy Johnson.

*This move is often seen in porn movies.
I saw this dude giving Jenna a Randy Johnson the other day.
by rc_alumni May 16, 2006
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Uncle Randy

Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!
Uncle Randy is Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!
by Uncle Randy the perv January 16, 2011
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Randy Orton

A untalented wreslter who can't wrestle for crap. Whishes he was as good as everyone else. In a non staged acutall match Benoit would beat the holy shit out of him. BTW Orton fans.....13-0 ;)
Orton: I am a legend killer!!

Foley: You can meet me in the parking lot after tonights show is over so we can settle this.
Undertaker: You can wrestle for shit
by Tyler April 5, 2005
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