rifie

Internet shorthand for "*Rotates index finger in excitement*"
Used to express sarcastic excitement to an event or expression, often used to exclaim shallow joy.

Troypod says: What do you have first period tomorrow..?
Nicole says: Double period of math.. oh joy.. rifie..
Troypod says: Sucks to be you.

by Troypod December 9, 2008

Rifle Dance

The Movement that someone makes when they are shot by a gun, like a rifle. Usually found in CUlt or action movies.

When the man was shot by the automatic rifle, he did the rifle dance.

by Gifting February 28, 2009

Riffpilgrim

Someone often a guitarist in search of a new Riff, a repeated chord progression, pattern, refrain or melodic figure in music.

I've been searching for a new catchy tune. Dude you're a Riffpilgrim.

by Roflpingvin March 3, 2009

Roffelomeo Montague

An expression to describe extreme funnyness.

John: So a lion and a cheetah are playing cards. The cheetah plays a full house. The lion says, "You cheetah!". The cheetah says, "You lion!".

Jack:Roffelomeo Montague!

by savvy jesse September 24, 2009

Rifftarded

Kind of like writer's block, only for guitarist. It's when a guitarist can't think of a new riff or the riff he/she made was just completely horrible.

GUITARIST: Hey listen to this! *plays riff*
BASSIST: Damn dude, that sucked. I think you're becoming a bit rifftarded.

by HENRYJUSTICE April 19, 2010

Rifle Range

Another term for the female reproductive organ of a particularly loose moralled girl.

"Me and five other guys were shooting our ammo down her rifle range, fucking whore."

by Slash551 May 16, 2014

riff'd out

To have overdosed on poor man's Speedball (Meth and Heroin) and to have taken other drugs prior to the OD. Usually shallow breathing, low brain activity, and vomit will occur.

Matt was found Riff'd Out this morning, on the bathroom floor, laying in a puddle of his own vomit.

by AlBino February 7, 2015