the randy

1. a hairstyle that is not quite a mullet but not pretty either. It comes naturally when someone with short hair lets it grow out without a trim. down to the shoulders in the bottom of the back and 'bangs' are about to eyebrows and parted down the middle. Named after my friend in 5th grade and his hair.

You don't have to go to a nice salon to get the randy.

by xgrrl45 December 14, 2008

candy randy

The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)

"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"

by Arsenic54 July 23, 2016

hot randy

A glass of warm piss.

Hey don't bogart that hot randy.

by DannySux July 2, 2016

Rescue Randy

A life-sized dummy used in training programs for safety and rescue works.

"Yeah, Randy was one of our former students that didn't make it through the program," he said with a laugh. "We use him for all the different rescue scenarios. If somebody was to get hurt inside the hub, they need to bring Rescue Randy out and bring them to the ground. It's a mockup for rescues."

by humblepiece April 22, 2018

Noggle Rard

That retarded horse you have in Red Dead Redemption 2 that never comes over to you when you whistle for it’s stupid ass.

ELIJAH: “My Noggle Rard gives me autism...”

AJ: “Mine does too!”

by Indiana Jones Wild March 7, 2019

Randy Johnson

My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.

Randy-Horny
Johnson-Penis
Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.

by Micah July 20, 2004

Randy

forced handjob

Our UPS drives likes Chad Kroeger, so we held him down and gave him a randy.

by Flickerstick182 August 9, 2019