why do you praise Putin

What you say to a toxic person online when they act like they praise Putin, the cause of the chaos in Ukraine.

Person 1: You're the type of person who would shit from their mouth and pee from their asshole
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask

by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022

Putin

A dumbass piece of shit, who is nuking Ukraine for no reason

"Putin is a fucking bitch."
"I agree"

by i am me 22167895789560 April 7, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.

John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Putinism

A bold lie. A lie that is so obvious that a unborn fetus knows its a lie. It can also mean dumb and retarded. The lie is so bad that the person who is being told the lie knows it’s a lie and the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it’s a lie. This word is based on the Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin who has spoken many lies.

Jenny: i separated from the friend group.

Patricia: why?

Jenny: Shelly is full of putinism.

by Stickybug February 25, 2022

Putin

A dangerous and offensive word used to describe gore and violence.
Not to be used in Ukraine.

Putin is cuming for you

by anonymous April 20, 2022

putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.

I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.

by squidwhispers March 20, 2022

PUTINIZE

Self inflicted political isolation

The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.

by Greeneyedsmallfry March 23, 2022