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Pokemon stan

A idiot who simps over pokemon characters and usually get hard off them

Only neaks simp over pokemon fan art they usually get lose a brain cell or two every nanosecond
Example Did you hear about jeffry hes such a hard lard geek and neak he should stop noone likes a pokemon stan in this gen
by The_meta_7 May 20, 2022
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Full Pokemon

The act of calling one’s own name out during sex.
“Yeah, it was really hot until she started calling out her own name.”

“Bro, you didn’t say she went Full Pokemon!”
by Cogchoir March 13, 2019
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The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.
Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"
by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020
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I am a pokemon designer

As first seen in the official Pokemon youtube channel were Kensaku Nabana draws pokemon from memory very fast. Can be used to explain any situation.
P1: That was fast!
P2: Well, I am a pokemon designer.

Prof. Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
P: I am a pokemon designer.
by MissNeutrum December 27, 2018
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Walk My Pokemon

The act of masturbation while wearing a wrist based pedometer (fitbit, apple watch, etc) and Adventure Sync configured in Pokémon Go.
This was a lovely dinner party, Shannon, but I must get home so I can walk my pokemon.
by meta-fucking-cortex May 5, 2020
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Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.
1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005
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Pokemon

Pokemon was a great fad from the years 1998-2000. In Kindergarten, it was all that we could think about; trading, sharing, swapping, PKMN Red, Blue and Yellow.

It would have not been poked fun at today if they didn't make all these new Pokemon; 151 was good, except for perhaps Marill, Azumarill, Togepi, and Togetic, making 155. They should have stopped at Red, Blue, and Yellow.

The Anime show would have been very excellent if they left all the TV-14 content in the show, just like in Japan, here in America, without Team Rocket coming in every other episode.
*sigh* I once the old Pokemon, but the new ones suck ass.
by KingHenson August 27, 2006
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