posers

Half the people at my school.

Hanes Midle school in Winston-Salem, NC is full to bursting with posers.

by the wife of a lady October 17, 2003

Presea

TO AVOID SOMETHING. For example, in the song "lo que paso, pasó", it refers to the girl avoiding her man to be with someone else... the act of avoiding something. It is also a word commonly used in Puerto Rico while playing basketball.

Presea duro, tenemos que ganar este juego. "Guard hard, we need to win this game".

by DaN_X June 30, 2016

Poser Mobile

T-Mobile's offical series of "DISS" commercials to come at Boost Mobile and their Hip Hop launch campaign. (which managed to score non-rapper and complete busta(buster) Kanye West.)

T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.

Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!

If you try to make a phone call using Poser (Boost) Mobile and you go over your fees, the Poser Posse will come out and Tackle you to death. In the background will be their interns and girlfriend. (Also in the P M Posse.)

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005

poser prep

Somone who tries to wear Abercrombie and Hollister to "be cool", or overuses 'like' to sound cool. They also tend to act all popular when they have two or three friends.

Taylor is the definiton of a poser prep. She tried to talk like a valley girl, and strutted down the hall way like she was really popular. She follows the popular girls around, and no matter what they say to her she won't leave them alone.

by megan a. September 1, 2007

Ice Poseidon

Paul Denino, otherwise known as Ice Poseidon, is a YouTube livestreamer who gained a large fanbase on twitch.tv through racist media donations whilst playing Runescape before being swatted at the Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix, Arizona. Denino's fanbase withered away in recent years not only due to his content and dumping of the alien named Caroline being faked, but also becoming a puppet for Brent "Scuffed Steve Jobs" Kaskel, who discourages others from streaming in Denino's streamer house.

Twitch/Old Ice Poseidon needs to come back. We don't care about these normie fucks.

Built up a network and then destroyed it with people nobody wants to see. For the last time nobody cares about a streamer house with random normies. Imagine all the shit you could do with the money instead. Its true old Ice from 2 years ago wouldnt believe all this shit.

Miss the old days, pre SSJ and pre everything, just a man in his parents house who streams runescape and act crazy. How i miss these streams and now he just gone corporate. RIP old ice 2015-2017.

by OfficiallyGoodenough February 18, 2019

pose

short for supposedly; not real, imaginary

"Yo, I got on dean's list yo."
"Pose you got on dean's list."

by Quad Tongue April 22, 2008

poser punk

A generally derranged indvidual who enjoys listening to, for lack of better words, crap. Boy bands with instruments, if you will. They generally migrate around Hot Topic during the summer and other such days off from school.

Shopping at Hot Topic makes you see a superfluous amount of poser punks.

by Rue March 29, 2003