Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.

Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.

by timeisfiction August 31, 2010

Poly Doly

1. A gorgeous female college student who is the complete package.

2. Beautiful, intelligent, confident; dream girl.

A Poly Doly is a girl that makes you smile every time you see her. Breathtakingly stunning with an incredible personality.

by P D Admirer February 17, 2010

polyamorous

I met a polyamorous individual. It turns out there were more than one individual, becuae, appaently, they ALL sleep together. Polyamourousness is akin to the hippy flower power thing back in the 60's. Grooverous, man.

One individual loves another...and another, and another still. And then even another. They all are free to love in this polyamorous love thang!

by wavyDAVY April 21, 2004

Poly

Poly is a person who is in love with multiple people or in a relationship with multiple people so basically just a cheater and a fuckgirl or a fuckboy who can’t be loyal.

I found out that my boyfriend is poly, I hate him and I am going to leave him.

by Lilmexicangirlgang June 11, 2019

Polyamorous

Polyamorous is a label within the LGBTQ community. It can be considered a sexual orientation, but a person who is polyamorous can also have a different sexual orientation such as bisexual or homosexual. Polyamorous is defined by a person having more than one romantic/sexual partner. There are different kinds of polyamorous relationships such as having three or more people all attracted to each other or a Single person who has two partners who are not attracted to each other. (There are of course many other forms) Polyamorous is similar to polygamous, But polygamous Is more known as a multi partner relationship within the Mormon church that consists of one heterosexual man and many heterosexual wives.

Mike: wait, so who’s your girlfriend?
Lilly: I actually have two girlfriends, I’m polyamorous.

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig October 26, 2020

polybuttock

The medical name given to a person who has more than one buttock (butt cheek). Usually people with this condition have two arsecracks and can fart in stereo.

Look at that freak, he has two arse cracks... I guess the poor guy is a polybuttock.
Did you hear that guy fart? That was polybuttock quality for sure!

by Farsen March 3, 2003

Polyamerous

1. A person that you listen to
(not faimly but friends,Boyfriends,Girlfriends extr.)
that tells you something thats not the truth or what
happened(like gossip he said she said stuff)
to get you in trouble, cause you embarissment,
start a fight, any reason to get you in trouble.

2. A person, friend, ectr.
that is jealous of you and wants you
to get in trouble.

1) My polyamerous friend got me in a fight because
she told me a girl called me a slut.

2) DAMN!!!!! That Bastured is soo polyamerous,
he told me that bitch called me a skank, i beat
the shit outta her and she didn't say tnat to me!!!!

3) Awww my eye hurts...That big bastered gave
me a black eye...my polyamerous girlfriend
told me he touched her in a way..and he didnt
awww my eye.

4)(or like this song frome Breaking Benjamin)
The day has come to an end
The sun is over my head
My polyamorous friend
got me in a mass of trouble again
so
Just when you think that you're all right
I'm crawlin out from the inside
I never heard anyone
I never listen at all

They've come to get me again
The cloud is over my head
My polyamorous friend
Got me in a mass of trouble again
so
Just when you think that you're all right
I'm crawlin out from the inside
I never heard anyone
I never listen at all
just stay away from the white light
I'd say your worst side's your best side
I never heard anyone
I never listen at all-

well how do you know?
well how do you know?
well how do you know?
well how do you know?

Just when you think that you're all right
I'm crawlin out from the inside
I never heard anyone
I never listen at all
Just stay away from the white light
I'd say your worst side's your best side
I never heard anyone
I never listen at all
Let's go

by Jordan/Jme August 28, 2007