Precrastination

A compulsive disorder that requires the sufferer to do everything as soon as they can.

Stu was a precrastinator. He just wasn't happy until he had done everthing that he needed to do. He was never happy.

by Edd Rayner February 11, 2004

precrastinate

the act of planning procrastination.

Josh: Man u really shouldn't precrastinate anymore.
Mark: Don't worry about it, when i procrastinate i eventually get everything done.... Right?
Josh: I guess so dude.

by omgwtfbbq? January 2, 2008

Precious Gem

A precious gem is someone who portrays excellent qualities all around. It is usually used in a sarcastic tone meaning that someone is just not up to par with the rest of the world.

Oh, isn't she just a precious gem.

by mehhhhah November 21, 2010

military precision

(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.

He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.


He sniped the robber with military precision.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

my precious

A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.

A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"

The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.

The woman laughs.

by therealchronicles February 15, 2020

33rd precinct

The main police precinct in Guashingtong Heights, NY where the cops beat the shit out of piff carrying dominicans and get them ready for central bookings

Yo son lets not smoke that blunt in Highbridge, we might end up in tha 33rd precinct

by Ian B'bein October 27, 2007

precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

by lance October 2, 2005