potty parlor

Pardon me, ma’am, do you have a potty parlor.
by Tmaws August 18, 2023
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pottie mouth

What your sweet mother might tell you when you say some no no words.
Ex:

Nathan: These stupid-ass bitches

Mamma: Nathan! What a pottie mouth!
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Potty

1. A word used by small children to refer to a toilet

2. A word that when uttered by an adult, particularly a woman, serves as a telltale sign that you've had kids for way too long. You deserve a break.
Mom: Excuse my for a second everybody, I have to go use the potty!

Me: Most of us are over 18 you know...
by Radar2105 December 4, 2020
mugGet the Pottymug.

Pottie

It is a teacher that can be nice,but can be a real doos,and the day she is a doos,it is very bad.
Fuck that teacher she is a rel Pottie today
by Chupapo Chupapi Munanyo June 1, 2021
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Potty Roulette

A Game; When there is hardly any toilet paper left on the roll, but you refuse to change it ever time you go to the bathroom. Therefore in the end someone is left without enough butt tissue to do the job
Brad:"Oh man I feel sorry for the guy who loses that game of potty roulette"
Tim: "Ya last time I lost I had some bitchen skid marks" ahaha
by Kinky Slinky pinky July 1, 2011
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The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!
by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011
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Porta potty

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”

Damn it.”
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022
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