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postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites
Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!
by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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Postman Pat

the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates
by me July 22, 2003
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Green Day posuer

Teens who tend to like Green Day because of their latest hit CD, American Idiot. Barely listens to other tracks on the album other that 1,3,4, and 11 (American Idiot, Holiday, Boulevard of Broken Dreams and Wake me up when September ends.)
Characteristics (sp?) of Green Day posuers;
- doesn't know Dookie
- doesnt know what E.B.P.M. is
- has no idea what F.O.D. means
- thinks American Idiot is their first album when actually, it is their seventh album (excluding 1039 Smoothed out Slappy Hours, International Superhits! and Shenanigans)
- thinks Green Day has only been around for about the last 4~5 years.

Well, they're some of the characteristics. There's tons more to recognise a Green Day posuer.

It is very hard for us, real Green Day fans to not to scream at them until their ears bleed, slap them and tell them to go listen to Kerplunk.
If you know;
- who wrote 'My adventure with Green Day'
- and what the story is about
- what was the first song Billie Joe wrote, and what age he was when he wrote the song
- the three main members' current marital status, and their children
then at least I know that you know a bit more facts then those Green Day posuers.
by x.GreenDay..love.x April 4, 2008
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possum

a person that is trying to get out of a situation by acting like your doing something else instead.
Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.
by Carolyn Lelaine October 15, 2007
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awesome possum

1. An term of exclamation, generally used when something totally cool happens (e.g. a kid accidentally lights himself on fire, an old lady falls down, or a drunk guy gets knoked out cold)
2. archaic What pilgrims would say after sex

see also word Right on Saigon /word
You: "That pilgrim just got punched in the gut by an old lady!"

Me: "Awesome possum!"
by Abe Licoln September 18, 2003
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Possums

a. See wordPossum/word

b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.
"I met a possum!"
"posssssUMMMSS"

"Oh for possums sake!"
by MonteM June 2, 2003
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postmodern hippie

A person in the 21st century who takes progressive moves to help live in better accordance with the natural environment.

A person who cares about the environment AND their personal hygiene.

A person who believes in all the hippie ideals of love, peace, flower power and unity but still takes showers and/or shaves.
Instead of buying a band new shirt that says, "Recycle" she went to the thrift store and bought a shirt that was ACTUALLY recycled. What a postmodern hippie!
by captainplanet300 September 16, 2013
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