Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.

Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep

Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night

by Beat the meat August 8, 2018

Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

by ridonkulousridonks September 21, 2012

Pork Eye

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023

pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork

by Jesus juice 420 January 20, 2017

Pork Slider

Anal Sex on a sliding board

Dude, you won’t believe it... I think I just saw Jimmy & Ralph pull a Pork Slider.

by Beezer M May 10, 2018

farmie pork

a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff

John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"

Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"

John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"

Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"

by FydHoe July 26, 2017