pootan

dope ass vagina

That pootan was bomb.

by jor$wag December 22, 2016

Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.

Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.

by anonymous May 2, 2022

Photagrafistery

A more "jazzed" up form of the word "photography," marketed so that it might "hang" with some of today's more upbeat terms like: "crunk" or "nigga."

Student 1: Ah, hell yea fool, my minor is so crunk, Photagrafistery!
Student 2: Word?
Student 1: Word.

by Cro_ September 5, 2005

Photato

Photato:When you look like an udder mess in a picture. Crusty mayo lookin ass.

Example: Chad:bruh did you see Makenzie's post on the gram? She looked like a steaming bowl of mashed photatos Brad:yea breh but she looks like that every day

by beeper0 August 17, 2017

Grand Pooba

Someone who has obtained Champion status in rocket league and now thinks they are cooler than everyone else

"I am now a champion in rocket league! Bow down to your Grand Pooba"

by GrandPooba69 March 24, 2019

Lord High Poobah of Awesome

A made up person/creature

Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, Lord High Poobah of Awesome

by Door Mouse October 25, 2011