poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 10, 2008

Poopsoup

Undesirable butane hash oil (dabs)often left with solvents left in the concentrate and the concentrate can be very dark in color. Most likely was not made properly

Yo Bob let me see the dabs you bought, oh man that's nothing but poopsoup mids.

by Bobtheman7 September 23, 2017

poopstick

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH November 1, 2011

Poopskittle

A person who's being an idiot, or does something you don't agree with.

Mr. Frikken is a poopskittle. He gave me a D on my History report.

by Chaogasm May 9, 2010

Poopsicle

A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.

You know it's time to turn on the heat when you get a poopsicle.

by Tom Cruise's Straight Jacket September 6, 2010

poopscaroons

Making a doody so satisfying that your It winds around the toilet bowl. Then you need to take a nap afterwards

Uncle Steve hurries home after work to make a satisfying poopscaroons. Then passes out on the bathroom floor from exhaustion passing that bowel winding masterpiece.

That’s some good ole dropping brown experience you made Grandmom.

by Junkerbooty December 3, 2021