pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

Ponky

A nasty odour that makes you hold your nose in disgust

Mummy made a ponky smell!

by Hannah Wishart (Aged 6) November 9, 2008

hokey pokey

when you pretend to like someone so they think you are gonna sleep with them and then leave them hanging.

That guy's got a lot of money, i am gonna hokey pokey him tonight.

by Supreme lioness March 5, 2011

pookey

The Filipino word for vagina.

I'm going to shove my ***** into your pookey!

by Neil December 23, 2003

Honky Ponky

To fool around, act like a hooligan, or any other actions your father would not like you to do. Usually a term used in the situation of a daughter asking her father for permission to go out, and he warns her not to do anything stupid.

Joanne - "Dad can I go to a friend's house after school to hang out since there's no school Tuesday"
Dad- "Who is going?"
Joanne- "Just the girls and a couple of guys"
Dad- "Okay you can go, I trust you but NO HONKY PONKY"

by P.N.D. October 18, 2008

pinkeye

To be ready to go, do something or go out.

You pinkeye yet bludz? Course bludz, you? Yes manz been pinkeye for ages fam.

by tomukting March 11, 2007

Hokey Pokey

To poke your hokey in a sleeping woman's mouth.

How would I know? It NEVER happened to me! I swear!

by Shakkara July 9, 2003