by Dae March 27, 2004
the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.
Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"
by Bangboy December 29, 2009
My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.
by JayJay123 May 03, 2011
simply another word for smoke pot, made by some stupid people who were too paranoid to say smoke pot, but too retarded to realize most of everyone else will still know what they mean.
by poke smot February 23, 2004
Derived from Spit-Roast.
Two lads looking at sexy girls flirty profile on facebook and both poke her at the same time. You can then post on her comments that she's just been spit-poked :-P
Two lads looking at sexy girls flirty profile on facebook and both poke her at the same time. You can then post on her comments that she's just been spit-poked :-P
'While at work browsing Facebook on our mobiles'
"Hey Dave" you seen this chick on facebook? wow! she's hot dude lets give her a spit-poke so she knows it.
(she knows who you are and that your both looking at her sexy pictures and she loves the attention of being Spit-Poked)
"Hey Dave" you seen this chick on facebook? wow! she's hot dude lets give her a spit-poke so she knows it.
(she knows who you are and that your both looking at her sexy pictures and she loves the attention of being Spit-Poked)
by motostuff March 26, 2010
When a fuckton of people poke you on Facebook. Like a gangbang, but instead of dicks you get annoying fingers.
Poor Stan is being gang poked by all 845,000 of his Facebook friends.
Dani is being poked by all of the high school boys. Those gang poke sessions are devastating.
Being gang poked, not fun. Gang poking someone else, lots of fun.
Dani is being poked by all of the high school boys. Those gang poke sessions are devastating.
Being gang poked, not fun. Gang poking someone else, lots of fun.
by Allen75 January 12, 2011
Verb-(1)A gesture available on Facebook often used in a playful or flirtatious manner.
Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.
Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.
I wish Tom would stop poking me."-"He's poking you? That's really weird.."-"It's only a Facebook Poke."-"Ohhh....
by ***FlubberisFTW*** June 26, 2010