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plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
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Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.
After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
by Easy Living September 29, 2008
mugGet the Plastic Mannersmug.

Plastic bomb

A bomb made from a gatorade bottle gasoline water a match and a magnifine glass
I axedently exploded my room with a plastic bomb
by Pee mann May 14, 2022
mugGet the Plastic bombmug.

Plastic Fuck

Being defined- plastic fuck - when
by Sama-123 January 21, 2021
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Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles
Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*
by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022
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plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack
Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating
by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016
mugGet the plastic forkmug.

Plastic Ewwwgery

When plastic surgery makes you look disgustingly worse than before!
Tara Reid had a lot of plastic ewwwgery on her stomach.
by Steupz August 10, 2009
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