pilf

pensioner id like to fuck pretty sick i know

my mates a pilf he goes round shagging grannies

by me1212 July 6, 2005

Pilate

A Chinese Pirate.

Pronounced: Pie-leht! (Exclamation mark very important.)

15th Century Chinese Pirates : Bad-ass mothers pwning Ming dynasty trading ships and making everyone their bitches.

21st Century Chinese Pirates : Predominantly inbred layabouts taking a back seat to Somali fishermen-come-terrorists. The Somali pirates however have a lot to learn when negotiating with the U.S. Navy - U.S. Navy snipers 3, Somali Pirates 0.

Common misconception: The term Pilot involves flying aircraft and has nothing to do with being a 'Pilate!'. Airborne piracy is notoriously difficult and if you fall overboard, it is often a long way down. On the plus side you do not need to learn how to swim. Ever.

"Damn you, you yellow bellied Pilate!"

by spacedchipmunk October 11, 2011

PIAF

Pseudo-Intellectual-Artsy-Fuck

Those talentless uneducated hipsters living in Williamsburg are just a big group of PIAFs.

by awesometots February 19, 2009

Siete Pilas

Spanish slang for Black Dick. In reference to the length of 7 D cell batteries lined up in a row.

"Hey Becky, Check out the Siete Pilas on that African American fellow."

by LaBurger March 4, 2012

Pilar

A Mexican whore who fuck with every one.

There gose that that Pilar

by slksjdhofijnhwrtlkjyhwnerghrn5 December 9, 2019

PILF

PILF stands for Pizza I'd Like To Fuck.

You may use it if you keep using the expression "MILF"

- I'm hungry I want to eat a PILF
- What's a PILF ?
- A Pizza I'd Like To Fuck!
- LMAO !

by victoriahhhh November 17, 2010

Pilf

verb, to steal something in a feendish way simply to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I robbed his trousers while he was swimming, hes going to have to walk around all day without any on, HAHAHA.

by Sean March 28, 2004