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Old Pickerin' Witch 

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.
Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."
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pick picketing 

I am a proponent of equality for all people not just black people.that would be pick picketing
pick picketing by I am kogi August 6, 2023

pickledingler 

a pickledingler is when a guy slaps a girl across the face with his dick.
such as- " hey baby can i pickledingler you tonight?"
or even- "have you been pickledinglered lately"
and- "my girl friend bit my dick when i pickledinglered her
pickledingler by storm willis April 28, 2010

Bickering over the blue sky

When someone invents spurious arguments or seeks disharmony through contradiction or exageration with the sole aim of annoying the other relentlessly.

The wish to constantly upset the other using any verbal means possible.

It is the endlessness of the antagonism that elevates it above a mere Arguvate, Hissy Fit or Tantrum.
Example 1
Tourist: "Look at the yellow sand we are walking on!"
Young Woman: "What sand?"
Tourist: "The sand we are walking on!!!"
Young Woman: "That's not sand, it's beach soil... and it's not yellow!"
Tourist: "Please... don't start Bickering over the Blue Sky with me"
Young Woman: "I'm not!"

Example 2
Friend: "How was your holiday?"
Tourist: "Terrible... we Bickered over the blue sky for 2 weeks solid"
Friend: "Sorry Bro... sounds like she didn't want to be with you"

Pickings 

A word used by hungry Nigerian youths to describe the act of following politicians around for the sake of earning meagre stipends.
We have to go pickings tomorrow, the governor is around. bribe stipends
Pickings by King Antia November 17, 2017

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock
Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

Pickersnatch 

Someone who picks and snatches referred to black people as in the times of slaves where they would pick cotton and as in now gangsters that snatch things or steal but calling someone that is like saying their shitbags or dumb
Damn stop being pickersnatch