when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
by jb923 January 29, 2018
Get the ass phone mug.VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.
Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”
by Catch63 August 30, 2020
Get the Phone Grenade mug.Person1: *Looks at their phone doing shit for like 1 hour straight without looking up*
Person2: phone drone...
Person2: phone drone...
by 7oSeven September 12, 2020
Get the Phone Drone mug.A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011
Get the ceiling phone mug.Man, that's bad. We should start a phone-a-thon for you so you never have to lose another remote ever again.
by emroflily March 14, 2012
Get the phone-a-thon mug.When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.
My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!
by TheFoisted February 2, 2022
Get the Phone Foist mug.Similar to the term "fomo" as in fear of missing out, but in the context of feeling left out when looking st social media on ones cellular divice
God damn I have such bad phone-mo right now I wish I was at that party right now that everyone is posting pictures of on Instagram
by Etravels June 20, 2018
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