An idiotic adjective used by dumbass Penaldogs to defame the one and only GOAT of football, Lionel Andres Messi. Think Penaldo is better than the GOAT? Check this:
Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats.
If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019.
Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives.
"Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals.
To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern.
Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like:
Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc.
To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi:
Get a pillow.
Lie down.
Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats.
If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019.
Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives.
"Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals.
To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern.
Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like:
Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc.
To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi:
Get a pillow.
Lie down.
Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
Brain-dead Penaldog: CR7 is the GOAT!!11!! SIUUUUUUUU!!111!1!11! Pessi is ass L!!11!!1!
Intellectuals: Shut the fuck up, dumbass bitch.
Intellectuals: Shut the fuck up, dumbass bitch.
by m o n k e b a n a n a April 4, 2023
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