an absolute wasteman!!!!! He is so desperate to get shordies but they all reject him. he got one who looks like a chimp. A Patrick is a wannabe cool kid and likes cock. Ladies stay away from him.
by GamerBoy2020 May 10, 2018
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by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018
Get the Patrick mug.Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
by Blackgirlsareloud@gmail.com May 8, 2019
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by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019
Get the Patrick mug.Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.
He has a fat cock
He has a fat cock
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