power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.

“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”

by Brian September 8, 2006

power top

Not to be confused with a "top" in homosexual sex, a "power top" is rougher, faster, harder, and oftentimes relentless in penetrating the receiver.

John's ex-boyfriend, Alex, was a top and gentle when penetrating him, but John's new boyfriend is a power top and penetrates him very rough, fast, and hard as a jack hammer.

by alleninseattle February 1, 2009

power playing

Power playing occurs in role playing, and it's when you control someone else's character, as well as your own, without the other person's permission

Say that I play Bob, and someone else is Susie.

Bob watched Susie as she started to walk away. he ran up to her, the girl of his dreams, and yelled, "SUSIE, DON"T LEAVE ME!" She turned around, and glared at him, with resentment in her eyes, before walking up to him, slapping him, and then walking away again

As you can see, if this were a post, I'd be typing Bob's actions, as well as Susie's. The fact that I'm typing Susie's actions is power playing

by Shizune May 2, 2008

power fap

A successful masturbatory session lasting less than 10 minutes, typically performed between other daily activities and before dates or other outings to brighten one's mood, release sexual tension, quell boredom, kill time, calm the nerves, get a healthy glow going, or for any number of other reasons.

James used his fifteen to grab a power fap and buy a soda before returning to work.

After getting ready to go out, Shannon squeezed in a power fap while waiting for her date to pick her up.

Jane was early for work, so she got a quick power fap in in the car outside before going in.

by buttcheeks_mcgee October 14, 2009

Powdered Butt Syndrome

A condition which arises when a son attempts to give advice to his parents, but the parents refuse to listen to him for no other reason but that he is their son.

I tried to convince my parents to save for retirement, but they don't want to hear it from me. It's a bad case of Powdered Butt Syndrome.

by skimikaze November 11, 2009

Harambe Power Thrust

When a male jumps from a tree with an erect penis, and lands in the vagina of his partner.

I harambe power thrusted mirissa yesterday.

by Shroom square August 23, 2016

Power Kingdom

another name for the city of Poughkeepsie. Used mostly by rap artists and gangsters that chill, visit or just represnt Poughkeepsie.

BasIll-"yo son, where you rep?"

Taggert-" yo my dude, you know I rep that Power Kindom of course,cheaa. Holla!!

BasIll- " oh word! me too son!!

I was born and raised in the Power Kingdom.

by Aaron - YT January 29, 2006