Plormbing

When your tip opens up to eat someone and then their DNA gets put into your semen and now whenever you have kids they are identical to the person your cock plormbed.

"I just love Plormbing my wives," Skibidi Johnson said.

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

plofding

Masturbating by the use of only touching your testicles.

Man I was plofding last night, and Lord was it good.

by thebigdave May 28, 2024

plorm

A synonym of asshole

"Dude you're such a plorm"

by Blunkay June 13, 2024

Plorgy

When you get to the plugs house and next door you get invited to an orgy

The hook slash hookers one stop shop obviously the plorgy

by anonymous February 28, 2026

Plerflirty

Texts with double entendres sent at the beginning of a relationship that can be interpreted as either playful, flirty or perverted.

Literal Larry said, "Mary is so plerflirty! When she asked to see my equipment, I didn't know if I should send her a dick pic or the listing of the accordion I am selling on Facebook Marketplace."

by Bernlpn March 3, 2026

Ploofis

When you accidentally remember your troglodyte of a son blew up his nutsack with a hammer again

Honey, he ploofis again. I think it’s time to rip his face off, this time for good.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov November 23, 2024

Plormp idormp

The act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating.
Used to describe a rare, often taboo form of concurrent physical relief or gratification.
The term is not widely recognized and typically appears in niche internet or subcultural contexts.

No cap, that plormp idormp had me feelin' straight euphoric—'til I saw all the shit and cum, bruh.

by Alasken pipe builder February 5, 2025