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plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
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Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.
After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
by Easy Living September 29, 2008
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Plastic Avenger

repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.
I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger
by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010
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plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.
Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."
by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008
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Plastic Ewwwgery

When plastic surgery makes you look disgustingly worse than before!
Tara Reid had a lot of plastic ewwwgery on her stomach.
by Steupz August 10, 2009
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plastic magnet

a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010
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Plastic bomb

A bomb made from a gatorade bottle gasoline water a match and a magnifine glass
I axedently exploded my room with a plastic bomb
by Pee mann May 14, 2022
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