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pittsburgh

ba drinking town with a football problem that makes up words that make no sense to anyone unless you are from the city of champions. also has the best sports teams (aside from baseball of course) in the world our language is called pittsburghese if your from around here and it is probably derived from people who speak to fast and combine words and also like to be unique. if you don't love the steelers and drink iron city (ahrn if your from here) then you arnt from here.

some pittsburghese...

yenz-most popular yall to the south and yous to the east anywhere else it is you guys

bubushka- a head scarf used for a bad hair day

chit chat- idle conversation i.e smalltalk

dahn tahn- downtown

gumban- rubberband

hans- anatomy used to hold an ahrn

jaggers-thorns

jaggoff-an asshole

jeet jet? no d'jew- did you eat yet? no did you?

jumbo-bologna

jynt igle-giant eagle a popular super market

keller- color

n'at- and that

nebby-nosey,pickey

pensivania-a state with one great city

picksburgh-also see awsome

pop- soda beverage

redd up- to clean or tidy up

sammitch- sandwhich

stillers- the best football team yet
e'sliberty- east liberty

slippy- slippery

spicket- fawcet

still mill-steel mill

tele pole- telephone pole

toirlet-the place where we flush our ahrn

da burgh-see picksburgh

the mon- monogahela river

the point- meeting point of three rivers

worsh-to wash
Hey Pittsburgh has a Stanley cup and Lombardi trophy they must be partying hard. It's Pittsburgh they always party hard
by sexxy 7's January 7, 2010
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Pittsburgh Hot

A women who would otherwise be attractive, but is about 20 pounds overweight and trashy. A 10 in Pittsburgh would be about a 6 anywhere else.
That girl is Pittsburgh hot now, but if she dropped about 20 pounds and laid off the Marlboro Reds she would definitely get done.
by Gefilte Phish April 16, 2010
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Pittsgrove

South New Jersey, middle of no-where kinda place. Also know as P-Grove.
Oh man, Pittsgrove sucks, nothing ever goes on here.
by KcJones August 5, 2008
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Pittsburgh Baptism

When a resident from the city of Pittsburgh gives birth to a child (male or female) and then dips the child while still attached to the umbilical cord into the nearest sewer three times.
Why do you need to take off work?
I have to go outta town to witness my little cousins Pittsburgh Baptism.
by TnZ20 February 11, 2012
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Pittsburgh Steeler Fan

A Pittsburgh Steeler fan is any fan who wears a Troy Palomalu or Ben Roethlisberger jersey because they have a weird attraction to overrated rapist quarterbacks and a captain caveman throwback who does gay ass hair commercials. They are fans who claim to be so awesome because their team won so many Super Bowls but nobody gives a shit about them but themselves. They actually use the excuse "We won lots of Super Bowls" when they lose a game. When they win a Super Bowl only one city cares. Pittsburgh. When they go to away games they have more fans than the team they are visiting because they save up their money all year long for travelling to cities like Cleveland and Cincinnati. They spend the rest of the year eating out of trash cans because they have no money for food. When the Steelers lose a game at least 5 fans commit suicide. And when they got owned in the Super Bowl they went into hiding, I haven't seen a single fan in MONTHS. That's a good thing. Even when a fan passes away they recover quickly because new fans are born every day...the only human or animal that will bang a Pittsburgh fan is a Pittsburgh fan. There is a difference between being passionate about your team and living in a state of never ending psychosis about a team that doesn't give a shit about you except for what's in your wallet. Steeler fans don't know that.
You completely drained your bank account because of a crack addiction?! Damn, you pulled a Pittsburgh Steeler Fan.
by RealityTime April 17, 2011
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Pittsburg Splatter

The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.
I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..
by daisiemae December 9, 2008
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Pittsburgh Creamer

The process by which a girl blocks you with her hand while you attempt to give her a facial, and then smacks you in the face while shouting "Bitch!" in an emasculating manner.
Guy 1:
I once tried to give my girlfriend a facial. She blocked it with her hand and proceeded to smack me across the face with it. She then proceeded to say "Bitch!", in a very emasculating manner. That was my first Pittsburgh Creamer, bro.

Guy 2: Whoa.
by Jwere August 1, 2009
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