Ornithorhynchus anatinus

Who is joe, and why is he SUS, gonna have to vote him out nah meen? I think I drank to much hand juice oopslalekd,d,.a.xlxkmakqkamsksmsksmsmmskajajajz#)$;#)2;28$;38$:’al9#:8kso:8#:kiMis)

Ornithorhynchus anatinus ,Ouch I burnt ma mouth on pizza

by YT Vocational View May 10, 2021

Coaster Ordinance

Any law, ordinance, or made-up law that sounds like, or is utter bull-shit.

Due to the implementation of the coaster ordinance, you cant skate in this neighborhood on the street.

You can not wear your hat in the month of February.

by isahackjob February 2, 2009

Put in orbit

TO KEEP ANNOYING OR LAME AND UNBENEFICIAL/UNDESIRABLE PEOPLE AWAY NOT TO BE SEEN OR BE ASSOCIATED WITH LIKE HOES, BUMB FREINDS, DEAD BEAT DADS/ RACIST RELATIVES, GHETTO FAMILY, WEIRD UNCLES AND SO ON

DAMN...........COSBY BEEN PUT IN ORBIT EVER SINCE HE GOT CAUGHT.....

by gunningrichard98 September 22, 2016

olditis

The prosses of getting fucking old...

Man I really have a bad case of olditis

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

Orgitating

The act of having an orgy for more than 24 hours and including over 4 people

Guy 1: Where were you last night?

Guy 2: I was so orgitating!

by ilikewordsthatarentrealwords August 24, 2010

Ordinary Everyday Normal Guy

The canadian Joe six-pack. Sits on the couch with his friends, beer in hand, and watchs the good ol' Hockey game.

Canadian kid: Having an ordinary everyday normal guy for a dad is so much better that having a Joe six-pack for a dad. He knows when the drinking should stop and never neglects me!

American kid: Oh yeah, well, I have stuff. Stuff is my dad.

by ruk182 February 10, 2010

Orbiter

A woman who is moderately attractive. She leads numerous men on and has a number of them orbiting her like moons around a planet. She keeps them orbiting with subtle hints of sexual flirtation which she considers ‘normal’ the men then live out their life’s on false hopes.
She will bring one man into her atmosphere until she gets bored then push him back out into her orbit and bring in the next until she loses interest again. A master of cock teasing.

I was meant to meet Nicole tonight for a romantic dinner but turns out she canceled as she had to stay home and look after her dying grannie for the 4th week in a row, I then decided to go to a house party... Nicole was there grinding with Adam on the dance floor.. the guy she told me she friend zoned last week. I found out that she had gone for dinner with Mike a ‘friend’ of hers earlier that evening too.
Nicole is a orbiter.

by Good guy Garry March 30, 2019