6 definitions by ruk182

A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.
You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!
by ruk182 February 7, 2010
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Some one who hopes to go far in politics, and is just an ordinary everyday normal guy or Joe six-pack
by ruk182 February 10, 2010
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(adj.) When someone is focused on their need to urinate. It often leads to messy situations (example: getting lost, dropping things, leaving the oven on).
We were on our way to the mall, but I was so peeocupied, I missed the turn off!
by ruk182 August 9, 2011
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1: When someone really cool, polite, and yet unpopular goes up a notch on the Asshole Scale.
2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
by ruk182 February 7, 2010
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adj. Describes a rather spectacular belt.
origin: Hugh Grant
What do think of this belt? Is it awful, or beltacular?
by ruk182 January 23, 2010
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The canadian Joe six-pack. Sits on the couch with his friends, beer in hand, and watchs the good ol' Hockey game.
Canadian kid: Having an ordinary everyday normal guy for a dad is so much better that having a Joe six-pack for a dad. He knows when the drinking should stop and never neglects me!

American kid: Oh yeah, well, I have stuff. Stuff is my dad.
by ruk182 February 10, 2010
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