Kill two birds with one stone

To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.

I will kill two birds with one stone tonight.

Congratulations.

by Max Well House April 6, 2010

two men with one tesco credit card

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

two fingers up, one down

to say deuces (goodbye) to someone and then flick then off (fuck you). Usually used when someone pisses you off or you don't want to talk to them anymore. (Yes it means you put two fingers up and then leave the middle one up.)

"why are you acting like a little bitch...that's why no one can stand you!"

"Man, two fingers up, one down"

by U.s.A. August 28, 2009

Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.

The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.

by Longview March 16, 2005

one if by land two if by sea

inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"

I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week

by Judan696969 May 21, 2022

Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”

I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.

by Professor Computer November 12, 2018

Two Camels, One Car

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.

Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.

by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010