Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school

Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man

by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023

Old Man's Rights

When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.

Herbert was exercising his old man's rights about dwarfs and then went to bed.

by Ollieeee December 14, 2020

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020

old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021