oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

oiled oven

Just like a dutch oven, but you need to lying naked waiting for you significant other, and you shart under the covers. When they get in to the shit filled bed you cover their head with the covers and shout Oiled Oven.

My ass was covered with shit when she got into bed, but when I covered her head with the covers and made her smell the the oiled oven it was all worth it.

by MSUKING24 April 2, 2017

Striking Oil

When you are having anal sex and the bottom didn't douche correctly and you end up with shit on your dick.

"Damn, that guy was hot but it couldn't finish after striking oil and smelling shit. "

by Oil Barren November 19, 2019

Oil Nap

To consume enough hash oil to become very sleepy and have to find the closest, softest thing.

Moz: "I'll be over in a few hours, just gunna have a oil nap"
Andy: "We do those oil naps"

by dm8828 December 18, 2010

Oil princess

usually a nickname used for arab girls because of oil money sterotypes

Fatima is an oil princess, she has a lot of daddys money to spend.

by princess0613 June 15, 2022

jock oil

Cum

“He sucked me clean of my jock oil last night bro”

by Bruce Willie September 4, 2021

Oil Change

The attempt of chugging a beer while pissing and finishing the beer before you finish pissing.

"Bro, I finally finished my first oil change!"

by CON-CON_24 February 9, 2023