poop nostril

when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger

your poop nostril is over the edge today

by 324873294 December 1, 2006

chimp nostrils

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would

by Chambers_dude May 10, 2007

Pink Noser

When a person is such a kiss ass they go beyond brown nosing and move their nose to the vagina instead.

dude i hate that kid, hes such a pink noser

by harter911 May 3, 2010

noservicezone

A common place that often has no service.
Used when alerting people via text that you will have no service while you are in this place, and therefore, cannot respond.

Kenneth via text: "Hey, i'm entering the noservicezone. Sorry, i'll text you after."
Alex via text: "Okay!" (text message isn't received because of the nosservicezone)

by sokennethwasall January 20, 2009

Nostringval

Nostringval is a printing error that is generated from HP printers. It is commonly acompanied by, "Offending Command"

dude, idk what i did but the computer was really offended when I said "nostringval."

by Deeptout April 28, 2009

nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck

dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral

by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009

Noseriding

when surfing a longboard surfboard (9 feet or longer) the rider steps to the front tip of the board and perches there. Most surfers like to put their own style or flare to their noseride.

did you see me noseriding in the pocket?

by Gantez June 9, 2010