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carrot
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a vegie that get
orange
and big and hard and long
and is
in your pants
my your carrot is
looking
fine
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carrot
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December 1, 2006
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poop nostril
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when a
nostril
is
filled
with a large amount of poop mistaken for
a brown
booger
your poop
nostril
is
over the edge
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poop nostril
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December 1, 2006
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