Norwegian Guitar God

When one partner takes the inner part of their elbow and use to jack off their partner.

My girlfriend gave me a Norwegian guitar god last night it scabbed my dick.

by Madskittlezzz January 9, 2010

norwegian mud slide

When you get so drink that you blast diarrhea down your legs while still wearing your pants. (Pertains to oil field roughnecks especially tool pushers and generally when drunk on crown royal)

RoughneckA: Did you see the boss at the bar last night?
RoughneckB: No but he must have been drinking crown again cause he smelled like a norwegian mud slide this morning.

by balazar July 1, 2011

Norwegian

A penguin fucker with low IQ

Svenne: Did you just fuck that penguin? Stupid Norwegian

by PenguinMom November 6, 2018

Norwegian wood

the woods in Norway; a wooded area which happens to be in Norway

I took a walk through the Norwegian wood.

by Mr. Spock July 20, 2004

norwegian fish hook

A sexual position, in which, a woman performs a highly acrobatic move, so that she may be "sexed up" from the man.

"I don't know how she does that norwegian fish hook."

by omgomg2745 February 9, 2008

norwegian legion

slang term for semen (a reference to the Vikings: very strong, masculine men who traveled by sea to conquer virgin territory).

When I was screwing my girlfriend, I sprayed my norwegian legion all over her blond muff.

by norsedave August 20, 2009

Norwegian Circle Jerk

Wrapping a piece of leftsa around one's penis, then proceeding to jerk-off in a circle formation. Afterwards, add luetifisk and eat like a sandwich. Must be done in groups of 5 or more.

Chris and Jake held a Norwegian circle jerk party at Rachel's house last night. It was erotic and delicious.

by Ashley, Chris, Jake, and Rachel. January 7, 2005